![]() ![]() Hello? (Pause) You’re still talking!? Shut the up! BEEP.Not me, so leave a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can! If you leave a long one don’t count on it. You want to know something I hate? I hate long messages, so why don’t you leave a short one and I’ll get back to you. Hey before you leave that message, do you want to know something about me? I love jokes. So, haha funny story, my phone and I are playing hide and seek….aaannnddd…it’s winning. ![]() But you can tell me all of that in the message you leave me. I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know what you want.If you are a friend, trying to give us money or just want to talk, then leave a message or try my cell phone number. If you want money or to sell us something, we a) gave at the office, b) already have it, or c) don’t want it. Hi, you have reached (names) voicemail.Hello? … Yea … Uh huh … Yea … No, you stop yelling at me … Oh, you’re yelling alright … you know what, I’m hanging up … yes, I am … (Beep) –.Hello, if you’re hearing this, that means I’m probably trying to avoid you, so don’t leave a message, ’cause nobody likes you.Hi! It’s ! Let’s Meet Up! I’m Close!!! (make running sounds then cut off).Who is this?! How did you get this number?!.No one answers phone calls anymore send me a text.Need some ideas for funny voicemail greetings? Our users have volunteered their best greetings that are guaranteed to bring a chuckle to your callers: ![]()
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